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bartparks1130 — Sun, 24 Apr 2011 18:22:40 CDT

'Brilliant', 'Quite Good', 'What?', these are just some of the comments made recently in the press regarding pole dancing. At one stage or another, every man woman or child will be faced with the issue of pole dancing. Indispensable to homosapians today, it is important to remember that ‘what goes up must come down.’ It is an unfortunate consequence of our civilizations history that pole dancing is rarely given rational consideration by those politicaly minded individuals living in the past, who are likely to form a major stronghold in the inevitable battle for hearts and minds. With the primary aim of demonstrating my considerable intellect I will now demonstrate the complexity of the many faceted issue that is pole dancing.

Social Factors

Interweaving social trends form a strong net in which we are all trapped. Back when Vealinger reamarked ‘the power struggle will continue while the great tale of humanity remains untold’ [1] he was clearly refering to the impact of pole dancing on today's society. Difference among people, race, culture and society is essential on the survival of our world, however pole dancing demonstrates a coherent approach, something so lacking in our culture, that it is not recognised by all.

Recent thought on pole dancing has been a real eye-opener for society from young to old. It is intrinsically linked to adolescent inner acclimatisation.

Economic Factors

There has been a great deal of discussion in the world of economics, centred on the value of pole dancing. We will begin by looking at the Fish-Out-Of-Water model, making allowances for recent changes in interest rates. Cost
Of Living

How do we explain these clear trends? Well the cost of living looms over pole dancing this cannot be a coincidence. The financial press seems unable to make up its mind on these issues which unsettles investors.

Political Factors

Modern politics owes much to the animal kingdom. Comparing international relations since the end of the century can be like observing the vote of the man in the street with that of one more accustomed to pole dancing.

We cannot talk of pole dancing and politics without remembering the words of that most brilliant mind Noah Rock 'You can lead a horse to water, big deal.' [2] I argue that his insight into pole dancing provided the inspiration for these great words. Both spectacular failure and unequaled political accomplishment may be accredited to pole dancing.

Is pole dancing politically correct, in every sense? Each man, woman and to a lesser extent, child, must make up their own mind.
Conclusion

In my opinion pole dancing is, to use the language of the streets 'Super Cool.' It brings peace, brought up a generation and statistically it's great.

One final thought from the talented Macaulay Kournikova: 'I demand pole dancing, nothing more nothing less.
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